"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Oh god!

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Oh god! (fixed link)

Hey, I just checked out the Facebook of some girl that I went out with and got sexual offers from and turned down because I was nervous as all hell. She broke up with me after a day because of the fact that I wouldn't do anything with her.

http://imgur.com/bRmCR

Far left. Should I kill myself? LOL. It's funny in a "holy **** I'm a dumbass, why!!!!" kinda way :/

Also be interesting if anyone else has similar experiences and can link to some pictures :p this can be like the "OH GOD WHY DID I SAY NO!" Thread.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can remember plenty of times where there were some good signs and I didn't do anything, but never somebody flat out offering . .

Wait, I was offered once to join a guy and girl already fooling around, and nearly vomited at the thought of it.
 

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Forty0ztoFreedom said:
Wait, I was offered once to join a guy and girl already fooling around, and nearly vomited at the thought of it.
Haha don't worry, I'm sure that's pretty normal, I'd be sick at anything involving another guy too :p
 

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Othello said:
Your link doesn't work.

Print screen - Paint - Save - www.imgur.com - post link.

Easy
http://imgur.com/bRmCR

Note that I met her when she was with the hambeast on the right :p but surprisingly she didn't c0ckblock and kinda tried to help her friend out, so I guess I shouldn't call her that lol

Feel free to slap me, but I want some other guys to post hot girls they turned down in the AFC days too :)
 

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yeah, your should hang yourself right now. That's probably the last time you'll get a chance with a girl THAT hot, so might as well just end it now.

Oh, and I should mention that there's a hell of sarcasm is my above statement. Yeah, she's hot but nothing too crazy. Sucks you got nervous and she's impatient, but nothing you can do now.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I turned her down a few years ago. She was okay, but still very doable. Came at me somewhat strong, but I never did anything because I was with someone, plus I figured she might have some STD's sending me pictures like this.

Pic removed just cause
 
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I'm going to have to have a talk with my sister...:mad:
 
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