"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oh god!

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Oh god! (fixed link)

Hey, I just checked out the Facebook of some girl that I went out with and got sexual offers from and turned down because I was nervous as all hell. She broke up with me after a day because of the fact that I wouldn't do anything with her.

http://imgur.com/bRmCR

Far left. Should I kill myself? LOL. It's funny in a "holy **** I'm a dumbass, why!!!!" kinda way :/

Also be interesting if anyone else has similar experiences and can link to some pictures :p this can be like the "OH GOD WHY DID I SAY NO!" Thread.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I can remember plenty of times where there were some good signs and I didn't do anything, but never somebody flat out offering . .

Wait, I was offered once to join a guy and girl already fooling around, and nearly vomited at the thought of it.
 

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Forty0ztoFreedom said:
Wait, I was offered once to join a guy and girl already fooling around, and nearly vomited at the thought of it.
Haha don't worry, I'm sure that's pretty normal, I'd be sick at anything involving another guy too :p
 

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Othello said:
Your link doesn't work.

Print screen - Paint - Save - www.imgur.com - post link.

Easy
http://imgur.com/bRmCR

Note that I met her when she was with the hambeast on the right :p but surprisingly she didn't c0ckblock and kinda tried to help her friend out, so I guess I shouldn't call her that lol

Feel free to slap me, but I want some other guys to post hot girls they turned down in the AFC days too :)
 

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yeah, your should hang yourself right now. That's probably the last time you'll get a chance with a girl THAT hot, so might as well just end it now.

Oh, and I should mention that there's a hell of sarcasm is my above statement. Yeah, she's hot but nothing too crazy. Sucks you got nervous and she's impatient, but nothing you can do now.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I turned her down a few years ago. She was okay, but still very doable. Came at me somewhat strong, but I never did anything because I was with someone, plus I figured she might have some STD's sending me pictures like this.

Pic removed just cause
 
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I'm going to have to have a talk with my sister...:mad:
 
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