"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh God...Reasons to not get blacked out drunk

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So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
 
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Alex DeLarge said:
Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
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Ya, I'm sure I'll get sh1t for this one for a while haha.

I wonder if I had to dust it off first? :eek:
 
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I highly doubt you could get it up after that much alcohol, so in this case, the alcohol saved you :yes:
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IDK man, I never really have errection problems. I really hope you're right though. She apparently told him I banged her, but I don't think anyone heard us as far as I know.

But I really would be surprised too, that #1 I could get it up and #2 have any coordination to do anything. Then again alls I would technically have to do is lay there....

Is whiskey d1ck always guaranteed at that level of drunkenness or have people not gotten it?
 
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joverby said:
So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
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Just be glad you didnt wake up next to a German Shepherd. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Look at it this way, you got a good story to tell the grandkids haha
 
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