"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh God...Reasons to not get blacked out drunk

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So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
 
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Alex DeLarge said:
Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
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Ya, I'm sure I'll get sh1t for this one for a while haha.

I wonder if I had to dust it off first? :eek:
 
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I highly doubt you could get it up after that much alcohol, so in this case, the alcohol saved you :yes:
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IDK man, I never really have errection problems. I really hope you're right though. She apparently told him I banged her, but I don't think anyone heard us as far as I know.

But I really would be surprised too, that #1 I could get it up and #2 have any coordination to do anything. Then again alls I would technically have to do is lay there....

Is whiskey d1ck always guaranteed at that level of drunkenness or have people not gotten it?
 
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joverby said:
So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
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Just be glad you didnt wake up next to a German Shepherd. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Look at it this way, you got a good story to tell the grandkids haha
 
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