Oh God...Reasons to not get blacked out drunk

[joverby]

So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.

 

[Alex DeLarge]

Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.

 

[joverby]

Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.

Ya, I'm sure I'll get sh1t for this one for a while haha.

I wonder if I had to dust it off first?

 

[joverby]

I highly doubt you could get it up after that much alcohol, so in this case, the alcohol saved you :yes:

IDK man, I never really have errection problems. I really hope you're right though. She apparently told him I banged her, but I don't think anyone heard us as far as I know.

But I really would be surprised too, that #1 I could get it up and #2 have any coordination to do anything. Then again alls I would technically have to do is lay there....

Is whiskey d1ck always guaranteed at that level of drunkenness or have people not gotten it?

 

[5string]

So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.

Just be glad you didnt wake up next to a German Shepherd.

 

[HGKnights]

Look at it this way, you got a good story to tell the grandkids haha