"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Oh God...Reasons to not get blacked out drunk

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So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
 
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Alex DeLarge said:
Lol.. Man I know what you're talking about. I gig with a band too and the same sh1t's happened to me and a few of the other guys in the band. I'm pretty sure I've never fvcked a girl in that situation, but hooked up and received BJs. It all just turns into a joke after a while lol.
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Ya, I'm sure I'll get sh1t for this one for a while haha.

I wonder if I had to dust it off first? :eek:
 
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I highly doubt you could get it up after that much alcohol, so in this case, the alcohol saved you :yes:
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IDK man, I never really have errection problems. I really hope you're right though. She apparently told him I banged her, but I don't think anyone heard us as far as I know.

But I really would be surprised too, that #1 I could get it up and #2 have any coordination to do anything. Then again alls I would technically have to do is lay there....

Is whiskey d1ck always guaranteed at that level of drunkenness or have people not gotten it?
 
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joverby said:
So last Saturday my band played out at this campground for labor day weekend. There were some females there so I'm not sure what happend.

I got REALLLLY drunk. Was drinking until at least 4 in the morning (starting around 7, starting lightly though)

Long story short, I wake up in my tent. Next to me is this "older" lady(Granted, she's not bad for her age but she's in her 50's I bet at least...OH my God)....I just think WTF have I done.

I talk to one of my buddies and he tells me I went in and started snoring so he knows I just passed out.

One of my other buddies texted me yesterday saying the chick wanted me and wanted to know if I wanted to hook up, no strings attached.

I just ignored him and talked to him again today and he said so what about it. I let him know I thought she was too old. He said that the lady told him we fvcked. I pray to God she's lying. I"m going to have to talk to my buddy who told me he heard me snoring again to see if he might know more.:confused:

This is terrible. Don't get blacked out drunk.
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Just be glad you didnt wake up next to a German Shepherd. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Look at it this way, you got a good story to tell the grandkids haha
 
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