"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh fvck my prom date can't make it

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ChrizZ

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Pay a pornstar escort to go with you.
 

comic_relief

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I say hire a stripper. Every guy and some girls will be very jealous if you get a hot one.

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EDIT: Or a blowup doll. They are cheaper.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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redspicyflag said:
hmmm

so

what is the going rate for these porn/stripper escorts?
Less than your dignity.
 

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Tekniq said:
Less than your dignity.
nah if I was a high school senior and didn't have a date, I would totally hire a hot stripper to be my prom date. it would make it memorable at least.

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lol i got the date prom problem too, buying a stripper or hot girl is cool. the money mmmn but i dig it.
 

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haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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john paul said:
haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
at a strip club or you call for a escort but honestly you'd be better just finding the sexiest girl(friend of you) and taking her, or game the f%ck out of everyone youd like to take.
IF you do want to game, words of advice, dont set the goal within them, but i set the goal of doing the actions thats the only thing you can control. You are 100% in control of yourself and your actions whereas other people you have influence but no control.
 

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You don't need to go with a stripper or escort, guys. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it to my prom a few years back but no regrets because...earlier that year I took the capt. of the varsity cheerleading squad to homecoming. Not surprisingly, she was quite the available person of our senior class.

No collagen-inflated "professionals" necessary, just take a ho or freak, throw her a pretzel or some chocolate and take her by the hand to the dance-flo!

Do it, it's a fun time...I should know because me & her set the tone for every1 else the rest of the night LMAO!! Hehe, I was the talk of my tiny HS for the weeks following. Best part, I never knew she was the team capt to begin w/.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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GaryUranga said:
go for the stripper man, and everyone else shush I want this guy to take the stripper and see how it turns out :p
agreed! Field report required!

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Oh I've just got an offer for a blind date
Will we be able to view this on Fox TV primetime on some reality show?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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