"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oh fvck my prom date can't make it

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ChrizZ

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Pay a pornstar escort to go with you.
 

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I say hire a stripper. Every guy and some girls will be very jealous if you get a hot one.

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EDIT: Or a blowup doll. They are cheaper.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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redspicyflag said:
hmmm

so

what is the going rate for these porn/stripper escorts?
Less than your dignity.
 

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Tekniq said:
Less than your dignity.
nah if I was a high school senior and didn't have a date, I would totally hire a hot stripper to be my prom date. it would make it memorable at least.

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lol i got the date prom problem too, buying a stripper or hot girl is cool. the money mmmn but i dig it.
 

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haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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john paul said:
haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
at a strip club or you call for a escort but honestly you'd be better just finding the sexiest girl(friend of you) and taking her, or game the f%ck out of everyone youd like to take.
IF you do want to game, words of advice, dont set the goal within them, but i set the goal of doing the actions thats the only thing you can control. You are 100% in control of yourself and your actions whereas other people you have influence but no control.
 

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You don't need to go with a stripper or escort, guys. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it to my prom a few years back but no regrets because...earlier that year I took the capt. of the varsity cheerleading squad to homecoming. Not surprisingly, she was quite the available person of our senior class.

No collagen-inflated "professionals" necessary, just take a ho or freak, throw her a pretzel or some chocolate and take her by the hand to the dance-flo!

Do it, it's a fun time...I should know because me & her set the tone for every1 else the rest of the night LMAO!! Hehe, I was the talk of my tiny HS for the weeks following. Best part, I never knew she was the team capt to begin w/.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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GaryUranga said:
go for the stripper man, and everyone else shush I want this guy to take the stripper and see how it turns out :p
agreed! Field report required!

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Oh I've just got an offer for a blind date
Will we be able to view this on Fox TV primetime on some reality show?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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