“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Oh fvck my prom date can't make it

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Pay a pornstar escort to go with you.
 

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I say hire a stripper. Every guy and some girls will be very jealous if you get a hot one.

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EDIT: Or a blowup doll. They are cheaper.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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redspicyflag said:
hmmm

so

what is the going rate for these porn/stripper escorts?
Less than your dignity.
 

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Tekniq said:
Less than your dignity.
nah if I was a high school senior and didn't have a date, I would totally hire a hot stripper to be my prom date. it would make it memorable at least.

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lol i got the date prom problem too, buying a stripper or hot girl is cool. the money mmmn but i dig it.
 

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haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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john paul said:
haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.
at a strip club or you call for a escort but honestly you'd be better just finding the sexiest girl(friend of you) and taking her, or game the f%ck out of everyone youd like to take.
IF you do want to game, words of advice, dont set the goal within them, but i set the goal of doing the actions thats the only thing you can control. You are 100% in control of yourself and your actions whereas other people you have influence but no control.
 

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You don't need to go with a stripper or escort, guys. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it to my prom a few years back but no regrets because...earlier that year I took the capt. of the varsity cheerleading squad to homecoming. Not surprisingly, she was quite the available person of our senior class.

No collagen-inflated "professionals" necessary, just take a ho or freak, throw her a pretzel or some chocolate and take her by the hand to the dance-flo!

Do it, it's a fun time...I should know because me & her set the tone for every1 else the rest of the night LMAO!! Hehe, I was the talk of my tiny HS for the weeks following. Best part, I never knew she was the team capt to begin w/.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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GaryUranga said:
go for the stripper man, and everyone else shush I want this guy to take the stripper and see how it turns out :p
agreed! Field report required!

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Oh I've just got an offer for a blind date
Will we be able to view this on Fox TV primetime on some reality show?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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