oh eharmoney let me count the ways you suck...

[thelastmanonearth]

#1 https://www.eharmony.com/dating-adv...15-reasons-to-date-a-single-mom/#.Uv1DXPldWSo

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

You can stop reading after

"5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you."

What a joke.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I want to see "15 Reasons to Date an Unemployed Man."

The comments to the article are overwhelmingly negative.

 

[Maximummax]

Comment:

the feminists paid the "eharmony" for their secret agenda.... NEVER date any single mother.....These ****s just want FREE ride from hard working innocent MEN . Fuk those single moms

 

[Albatross953]

She's no longer a party girl....awesome so fresh off the carousel is a good thing now? WOW

 

[Yo'Mama]

That list is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever read and, ironically, only serves to affirm that there is absolutely NO reason to date a single Mom.

 

[SecondHalf]

Not that I agree with the list for it is a joke.
However, there are a few perks that they might mention...

16) Act the opposite of her ex and she'll worship you (just has to be a couple stupid habits too).
17) Very quick to get into bed the first time.
18) Quickies are the norm, skip foreplay, bend her over the bathroom sink ... done!
19) You don't have to stay overnight as little Tommy can't wake up with a man in the house.
20) They always have food in the fridge.
21) Very likely won't have other men around when you're not there.
22) You're free a lot when there are kiddy events that she attends.

In short, they can make a great plate if you train/game them right.

Warning: Single moms are not for the weak or AFC. For the true DJ, they can make a great plate.

SH

 

[Maximummax]

16) Act the opposite of her ex and she'll worship you (just has to be a couple stupid habits too).


now are guys so stupid that they have to chase the ex bf of her to find more about him

 

[MOTU]

16) Act the opposite of her ex and she'll worship you (just has to be a couple stupid habits too).

now are guys so stupid that they have to chase the ex bf of her to find more about him

No Max they will tell you all about him and how how he fvcked them over once they get a few drinks in them on the first date. It's how they let you know they are ready for a d!ck in their mouth to shut them up lol.

Actually I don't mind single moms for the many of the reasons 2nd half mentions... But they have older kids (teens) and jobs!

 

[SecondHalf]

No Max they will tell you all about him and how how he fvcked them over once they get a few drinks in them on the first date. It's how they let you know they are ready for a d!ck in their mouth to shut them up lol.

Actually I don't mind single moms for the many of the reasons 2nd half mentions... But they have older kids (teens) and jobs!

Exactly, MOTU gets it.

Very strange assumption Maxi!

You don't chase single moms let alone their ex's (how creepy). You don't really put in any significant effort / money. You just plant seeds and wait for them to grow. The hamster runs on overdrive when they're sitting in a park, or the pool, or the play world, or any other mundane aspect of parenting.

SH

 

[VladPatton]

I closed the browser tab after I read the title.

 

[MikeOck]

The article was funny, but the comments were golden. The vast majority were from men ridiculing the article.

Single mothers can be good for a pump and dump, but do not ever consider getting serious with one. The only positive is that they tend to be desperate and sex deprived.

 

[PUK]

Not my sperm, not my concern.

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Jules_Winfield]

I've yet to meet a single mother who was a good woman. That goes for relatives, friends, and women I've dated.

 

[GS750]

I've said it before; let the single fathers date the single mothers.

 

[glass half full]

^^ nailed it. +1

 

[ive]

Additional reasons:
the single mom is fertile - very important if you want children.
the single mom does not have a crazy biological clock ticking
the single mom is genetically healthy, if her child is healthy, so you can expect healthy children with her.
the single mom is not so selfish as a woman, who has to take care only of herself.

I have dated a single dad for some time, and the same things applied. definitely parents are usually better people and partners than non-parents, because of the maturity, less selfishness factor and the healthy genes proof.

yes of course single moms have less options when dating, as do single dads. But no reason to mock them !

(not a single mom, or a mom at all by the way)

 

[Big Nuts]

Single mothers are low hanging fruit...hit and quit..there are millions!

 

[glass half full]

the guy on the commercials is annoying

 

[Rubirosa]

Samspade, your post # 15 just got repped. Thanks for making me laugh

 

[SgtSplacker]

Clearly written by a single mom...