"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

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"Concerned Laurie" wrote a thank-you note to Mazwell Maltz for naming his book, "Psycho-Cybernetics" after her.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Atom,

You need to say "Psycho-Cybernetics" while doing a bad impersonation of Arnold Schwartzenegger.
 

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So I found a svx toy for sageproduct HERE

Also comes in mansize HERE

I think NN is the policeman mentioned by Russell howard.


Only suction he's ever getting off a face, Ill bet he puts a wig on it too!
 

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Purefilth said:
So I found a svx toy for sageproduct HERE
Dude thanks man that's just what I was looking for!!! I usually attach the hose to my vacuum cleaner and use that. It's WAYYYY to big for my asian size pecker though!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Sageproduct Googled "mini vac" and ordered one from Asia. It malfunctioned after the first abuse and he went NC by re-boxing it and putting it in his closet. Despite my repeated warnings, he is now awaiting delivery of a Hoover upright with a rotating beater-brush.
 

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LiveFreeofseX inspired by the "Attractive Driving" thread decides to take the challenge by sitting like an "alpha" while his wife pulls him around a Chinese village in his tricked out rickshaw.

BigNeil's no fail "dating tip": Bring plenty of dollar bills.

So Suave future domestic partners: Who says SS doesn't bring people together?

Danger and PlayHer man

( . ) ( . ) and Zarky

SauSageProduct and Packers

CordonCordon and Zinc4

Burroughs and Goundra/Whiteboy/Twentee



 

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LiveFree's idea of romantic sweet-talk from a "loyal" Asian lady is "Me so horny! Me ruv you rong time!"
 

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Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

*There needs to be an investigation done on this Atom Smasher mole. :cool:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204279


*Disclaimer: Naughty Ninja is not responsible for the users who are now intrigued enough to actually click on the ad mentioned and get themselves scammed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Since the day "twentee" joined sosuave the number of posts about homemade guns and fake passports suggestions doubled.....so goundra's reputation points.
 

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5string said:
Atom Smasher has 3 cats so he can attract highly medicated female cluster b sex monkeys.
I'm not sure what a sex monkey is but I'm mildly intrigued...
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

*There needs to be an investigation done on this Atom Smasher mole. :cool:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204279


*Disclaimer: Naughty Ninja is not responsible for the users who are now intrigued enough to actually click on the ad mentioned and get themselves scammed.
:crackup: Well-crafted... The "SS income is genius"...

Confession: Although I have been going by the assumed name, "Atom Smasher", my real name is Annie Lalla and I really think you guys should read Ebby's books instead of wasting your time here.
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
:cheer: LiveFreeofseX inspired by the "Attractive Driving" thread decides to take the challenge by sitting like an "alpha" while his wife pulls him around a Chinese village in his tricked out rickshaw.

BigNeil's no fail "dating tip": Bring plenty of dollar bills.

So Suave future domestic partners: Who says SS doesn't bring people together?

Danger and PlayHer man

( . ) ( . ) and Zarky

SauSageProduct and Packers

CordonCordon and Zinc4

Burroughs and Goundra/Whiteboy/Twentee


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Atom Smasher wrote and uploaded a script to SS that will clearly expose those seeking attention, boldly called "AWs" here in the community.

Please report any issues to the webmaster.
 

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Naught Ninja said:
Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

***** And if you look at Atom's response above, the cheerleaders at the bottom of the quote form the shape of the letter "L". He's using subliminals also to try to peddle the products for the "Loser" ad. We're onto your scheme Atom.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I would NEVER stoop to such tactics!
Buy my products
David D is a god among men
Double Your Dating
 

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Atom smasher trying to relive his "badboy" days.
Banned sageproduct and in the process had an adrenaline rush he hasn't felt in over ten years.

As soon as the adrenaline rush wore off he banned naughty Ninja, this time it gave him a boner and in the process, he found a subtle replacement for his cabinet of viagra.
 

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After defending her honor, Sagebelle said to cordoncordon "You're my hero!".

Then cordoncordon replied, "I think cordoncordon is getting a hardonhardon.".
 

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if you could read, you'd see that I warned guys about the fake id posts, and I've never said a word about homemade guns, either. Altho I have made smg's from scratch, they aint worth the risk and effort it takes to do so. Only dope dealers have the balls and money to buy them, and they want to pay you with dope, not cash.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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