"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

Atom Smasher

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"Concerned Laurie" wrote a thank-you note to Mazwell Maltz for naming his book, "Psycho-Cybernetics" after her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Atom,

You need to say "Psycho-Cybernetics" while doing a bad impersonation of Arnold Schwartzenegger.
 

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So I found a svx toy for sageproduct HERE

Also comes in mansize HERE

I think NN is the policeman mentioned by Russell howard.


Only suction he's ever getting off a face, Ill bet he puts a wig on it too!
 

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Purefilth said:
So I found a svx toy for sageproduct HERE
Dude thanks man that's just what I was looking for!!! I usually attach the hose to my vacuum cleaner and use that. It's WAYYYY to big for my asian size pecker though!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sageproduct Googled "mini vac" and ordered one from Asia. It malfunctioned after the first abuse and he went NC by re-boxing it and putting it in his closet. Despite my repeated warnings, he is now awaiting delivery of a Hoover upright with a rotating beater-brush.
 

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LiveFreeofseX inspired by the "Attractive Driving" thread decides to take the challenge by sitting like an "alpha" while his wife pulls him around a Chinese village in his tricked out rickshaw.

BigNeil's no fail "dating tip": Bring plenty of dollar bills.

So Suave future domestic partners: Who says SS doesn't bring people together?

Danger and PlayHer man

( . ) ( . ) and Zarky

SauSageProduct and Packers

CordonCordon and Zinc4

Burroughs and Goundra/Whiteboy/Twentee



 

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LiveFree's idea of romantic sweet-talk from a "loyal" Asian lady is "Me so horny! Me ruv you rong time!"
 

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Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

*There needs to be an investigation done on this Atom Smasher mole. :cool:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204279


*Disclaimer: Naughty Ninja is not responsible for the users who are now intrigued enough to actually click on the ad mentioned and get themselves scammed.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Since the day "twentee" joined sosuave the number of posts about homemade guns and fake passports suggestions doubled.....so goundra's reputation points.
 

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5string said:
Atom Smasher has 3 cats so he can attract highly medicated female cluster b sex monkeys.
I'm not sure what a sex monkey is but I'm mildly intrigued...
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

*There needs to be an investigation done on this Atom Smasher mole. :cool:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=204279


*Disclaimer: Naughty Ninja is not responsible for the users who are now intrigued enough to actually click on the ad mentioned and get themselves scammed.
:crackup: Well-crafted... The "SS income is genius"...

Confession: Although I have been going by the assumed name, "Atom Smasher", my real name is Annie Lalla and I really think you guys should read Ebby's books instead of wasting your time here.
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
:cheer: LiveFreeofseX inspired by the "Attractive Driving" thread decides to take the challenge by sitting like an "alpha" while his wife pulls him around a Chinese village in his tricked out rickshaw.

BigNeil's no fail "dating tip": Bring plenty of dollar bills.

So Suave future domestic partners: Who says SS doesn't bring people together?

Danger and PlayHer man

( . ) ( . ) and Zarky

SauSageProduct and Packers

CordonCordon and Zinc4

Burroughs and Goundra/Whiteboy/Twentee


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Atom Smasher wrote and uploaded a script to SS that will clearly expose those seeking attention, boldly called "AWs" here in the community.

Please report any issues to the webmaster.
 

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Naught Ninja said:
Atom Smasher has committed the ultimate SoSuave moderator sin by selling himself out for a commission check to supplement his Social Security income by posting a cleverly disguised “rant” thread designed to assist in posters noticing and bringing traffic to David DeAngelo’s Double Your dating Loser Ad and site.

***** And if you look at Atom's response above, the cheerleaders at the bottom of the quote form the shape of the letter "L". He's using subliminals also to try to peddle the products for the "Loser" ad. We're onto your scheme Atom.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I would NEVER stoop to such tactics!
Buy my products
David D is a god among men
Double Your Dating
 

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Atom smasher trying to relive his "badboy" days.
Banned sageproduct and in the process had an adrenaline rush he hasn't felt in over ten years.

As soon as the adrenaline rush wore off he banned naughty Ninja, this time it gave him a boner and in the process, he found a subtle replacement for his cabinet of viagra.
 

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After defending her honor, Sagebelle said to cordoncordon "You're my hero!".

Then cordoncordon replied, "I think cordoncordon is getting a hardonhardon.".
 

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if you could read, you'd see that I warned guys about the fake id posts, and I've never said a word about homemade guns, either. Altho I have made smg's from scratch, they aint worth the risk and effort it takes to do so. Only dope dealers have the balls and money to buy them, and they want to pay you with dope, not cash.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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