"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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spider_007

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i was just reading the thread "I found out who egged my car" and i was impressed with the amount of pranks you guys know about....

I was just wondering if you guys know of any good office pranks. Me and my boss play some on one another but it's notthing too briliant. Just basic; hiding each others coffy mug, mixing up the keys on the keyboard (my favorate:whistle: ) .......

just don't give me nothing that'll get me fired

so, what say you???
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Grab the nearest keyboard and creep up silently behind him while he's busy working, point the keyboard farthest away from his head then thrust the keyboard forward with all your might to the back of his head. Then while he's on the floor give him a good laugh to indicate it was just a joke, he should then join you in laughter if the timing was right. Pointing at him while laughing doesn't hurt either.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You could make a folder called "HORSE-PORN" on his desktop... Take a screenshot, then delete the folder, and make the screeshot his background. Might take him a while to figure out why he can't delete it. :-D
 
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