"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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spider_007

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i was just reading the thread "I found out who egged my car" and i was impressed with the amount of pranks you guys know about....

I was just wondering if you guys know of any good office pranks. Me and my boss play some on one another but it's notthing too briliant. Just basic; hiding each others coffy mug, mixing up the keys on the keyboard (my favorate:whistle: ) .......

just don't give me nothing that'll get me fired

so, what say you???
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Grab the nearest keyboard and creep up silently behind him while he's busy working, point the keyboard farthest away from his head then thrust the keyboard forward with all your might to the back of his head. Then while he's on the floor give him a good laugh to indicate it was just a joke, he should then join you in laughter if the timing was right. Pointing at him while laughing doesn't hurt either.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You could make a folder called "HORSE-PORN" on his desktop... Take a screenshot, then delete the folder, and make the screeshot his background. Might take him a while to figure out why he can't delete it. :-D
 
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