"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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spider_007

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i was just reading the thread "I found out who egged my car" and i was impressed with the amount of pranks you guys know about....

I was just wondering if you guys know of any good office pranks. Me and my boss play some on one another but it's notthing too briliant. Just basic; hiding each others coffy mug, mixing up the keys on the keyboard (my favorate:whistle: ) .......

just don't give me nothing that'll get me fired

so, what say you???
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Grab the nearest keyboard and creep up silently behind him while he's busy working, point the keyboard farthest away from his head then thrust the keyboard forward with all your might to the back of his head. Then while he's on the floor give him a good laugh to indicate it was just a joke, he should then join you in laughter if the timing was right. Pointing at him while laughing doesn't hurt either.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You could make a folder called "HORSE-PORN" on his desktop... Take a screenshot, then delete the folder, and make the screeshot his background. Might take him a while to figure out why he can't delete it. :-D
 
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