"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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spider_007

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i was just reading the thread "I found out who egged my car" and i was impressed with the amount of pranks you guys know about....

I was just wondering if you guys know of any good office pranks. Me and my boss play some on one another but it's notthing too briliant. Just basic; hiding each others coffy mug, mixing up the keys on the keyboard (my favorate:whistle: ) .......

just don't give me nothing that'll get me fired

so, what say you???
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Jester FPS

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Grab the nearest keyboard and creep up silently behind him while he's busy working, point the keyboard farthest away from his head then thrust the keyboard forward with all your might to the back of his head. Then while he's on the floor give him a good laugh to indicate it was just a joke, he should then join you in laughter if the timing was right. Pointing at him while laughing doesn't hurt either.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OfficeSpace

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You could make a folder called "HORSE-PORN" on his desktop... Take a screenshot, then delete the folder, and make the screeshot his background. Might take him a while to figure out why he can't delete it. :-D
 
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