"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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i was just reading the thread "I found out who egged my car" and i was impressed with the amount of pranks you guys know about....

I was just wondering if you guys know of any good office pranks. Me and my boss play some on one another but it's notthing too briliant. Just basic; hiding each others coffy mug, mixing up the keys on the keyboard (my favorate:whistle: ) .......

just don't give me nothing that'll get me fired

so, what say you???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Grab the nearest keyboard and creep up silently behind him while he's busy working, point the keyboard farthest away from his head then thrust the keyboard forward with all your might to the back of his head. Then while he's on the floor give him a good laugh to indicate it was just a joke, he should then join you in laughter if the timing was right. Pointing at him while laughing doesn't hurt either.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You could make a folder called "HORSE-PORN" on his desktop... Take a screenshot, then delete the folder, and make the screeshot his background. Might take him a while to figure out why he can't delete it. :-D
 
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