"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I love it. I think it's the most funny sh!t ever.

I had a chick over at around 3 in the AM one night, and I applied the usual moves on her, and I went in for the kiss and she said, "Why are you trying to kiss me?"

I replied, "It's a hobby of mine, you know?"

She was maybe a 6.5, so I could have done better, but I was bored.

I just think it's hilarious when average looking chicks feel entitled to play stupid.

I never really know what to say when they ask that, either. I mean, what?
"I want to fvck your brains out."

Maybe, "I do what I feel like doing."
I've said that, but in that case, the girl usually pulls some **** like, "How do you know if you feel like you like me?"

I mean, really? Hahaha. That doesn't happen often, but chicks sometimes act like they're still in highschool and it just makes them all the harder to bed. Usually just telling them to go home when they act like that will set them straight and it seems like their clothes fly off faster than your eyes can even see.

Anyways, yeah.
Thoughts?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mmmh. I'm more of an introvert or "straight to the point" kind of guy, so wording things in a way like that is a problem for me. I usually just end up sounding like an *******. Ha. I'll work on that.
 

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Yeah she sounds like a b!tch. Just say "because I can" and kiss her. If she resists, then bounce her.
 

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Hmm. I've had a girl purse her lips when I kissed her. I just said, "Just fvcking kiss me, you silly coward."

Worked out great. Doubt that'll work every time, though. I just said whatever came to mind.
 
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