"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Sneevox

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I love it. I think it's the most funny sh!t ever.

I had a chick over at around 3 in the AM one night, and I applied the usual moves on her, and I went in for the kiss and she said, "Why are you trying to kiss me?"

I replied, "It's a hobby of mine, you know?"

She was maybe a 6.5, so I could have done better, but I was bored.

I just think it's hilarious when average looking chicks feel entitled to play stupid.

I never really know what to say when they ask that, either. I mean, what?
"I want to fvck your brains out."

Maybe, "I do what I feel like doing."
I've said that, but in that case, the girl usually pulls some **** like, "How do you know if you feel like you like me?"

I mean, really? Hahaha. That doesn't happen often, but chicks sometimes act like they're still in highschool and it just makes them all the harder to bed. Usually just telling them to go home when they act like that will set them straight and it seems like their clothes fly off faster than your eyes can even see.

Anyways, yeah.
Thoughts?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mmmh. I'm more of an introvert or "straight to the point" kind of guy, so wording things in a way like that is a problem for me. I usually just end up sounding like an *******. Ha. I'll work on that.
 

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Yeah she sounds like a b!tch. Just say "because I can" and kiss her. If she resists, then bounce her.
 

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Hmm. I've had a girl purse her lips when I kissed her. I just said, "Just fvcking kiss me, you silly coward."

Worked out great. Doubt that'll work every time, though. I just said whatever came to mind.
 
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