"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sneevox

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I love it. I think it's the most funny sh!t ever.

I had a chick over at around 3 in the AM one night, and I applied the usual moves on her, and I went in for the kiss and she said, "Why are you trying to kiss me?"

I replied, "It's a hobby of mine, you know?"

She was maybe a 6.5, so I could have done better, but I was bored.

I just think it's hilarious when average looking chicks feel entitled to play stupid.

I never really know what to say when they ask that, either. I mean, what?
"I want to fvck your brains out."

Maybe, "I do what I feel like doing."
I've said that, but in that case, the girl usually pulls some **** like, "How do you know if you feel like you like me?"

I mean, really? Hahaha. That doesn't happen often, but chicks sometimes act like they're still in highschool and it just makes them all the harder to bed. Usually just telling them to go home when they act like that will set them straight and it seems like their clothes fly off faster than your eyes can even see.

Anyways, yeah.
Thoughts?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sneevox

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Mmmh. I'm more of an introvert or "straight to the point" kind of guy, so wording things in a way like that is a problem for me. I usually just end up sounding like an *******. Ha. I'll work on that.
 

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Yeah she sounds like a b!tch. Just say "because I can" and kiss her. If she resists, then bounce her.
 

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Hmm. I've had a girl purse her lips when I kissed her. I just said, "Just fvcking kiss me, you silly coward."

Worked out great. Doubt that'll work every time, though. I just said whatever came to mind.
 
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