"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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REd-xL

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Quick and dirty tip: if you want to work somewhere where the girls are plentiful and actually do all the approaching, find work at a bar. I just became a bouncer a few weeks ago, and I get on average about 3 girls a night trying to court me. The same goes for all the other bouncers and bartenders. I'm one of the few guys on staff who's in a relationship, but I've seen every single employee go home with someone at least once in my short stint working there so far. Almost makes me wish I was single again....

~Rx
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha word, when im out clubbing, all girls flock around the bouncers its so funny. Some are old hags but some are hot!! like WOAH!
 

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Yes, the hags are nothing more than an occupational hazard. We have this desperate f'uck of a bartender who takes the ugs to the back of the kitchen for some private action. We dog him for it hours on end at the end of the night, but he just sits there with a grin. Hey, to each their own.

The hot girls who come up to us make me look forward to working every night. How many people out there can actually say they love their part-time job? It's awesome.

~Rx
 

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How do you get a job as a bouncer? Do you have to look tough or prove that you are tough?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hot Ice

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Originally posted by DJBen
It's big enough to be a monument, fool!
Goddamn I cracked here!! ahahahahhaha :D

Sosuave.com is getting more fun these days somehow haahahah!


Yeah, I have a couple of disc jockey friends and I think they are the most wanted employees at the club scene. Good stories around.
 

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I was a bouncer (if you want to call it that) at some Yuppie town at the Jersey shore.

I did have some chicks approach me at times, but I did blow a few chances. I did hook up with a lady who was atleast 55 on the dance floor though.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This is gonna attract girls that are after favors. I promote for a couple clubs and I've defenitely run into a few girls after the hook up, they don't last long at all.

But if you go out alot period your gonna meet lots of girls, bars and clubs are definetly the easiest places to get girls.

Mr. Mystery
 

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I would think most part is looking impressive. Probably the reason I, at 5'6" 165 won't be a bounce, despite being a wrestler, boxer, and general bad ass....

Seriously how do you get a job as a bouncer?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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i don't like working as a bartender -- you work late, you have to clean up at 4 in the morning, you get to deal with a lot of stupid people. not my cup of tea.
 

Fatality

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Originally posted by REd-xL
Charm.
So if a brawl breaks loose at a bar I'm supposed to charm these guys to stop fighting?
 

REd-xL

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Originally posted by Fatality
So if a brawl breaks loose at a bar I'm supposed to charm these guys to stop fighting?
Come on guy, don't be an idiot; you asked me how I personally got the job. I've worked at one bar for less than a month, and you're expecting some guru answer on how all bars operate. Follow my original advice and ask for an application for several different joints. If your sh!t doesn't stack up then, you know you don't have what it takes to be a bouncer.
 

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Originally posted by REd-xL
Come on guy, don't be an idiot; you asked me how I personally got the job. I've worked at one bar for less than a month, and you're expecting some guru answer on how all bars operate. Follow my original advice and ask for an application for several different joints. If your sh!t doesn't stack up then, you know you don't have what it takes to be a bouncer.
I think its kind of ridiculous to hire some guy to really protect the bar just because he was charming. Tom Cruise is charming but I wouldn't want him guarding my bar. All 5'6 150lbs of him.

Next time go a little more into detail rather than give 1-2 word answers and I won't be an idiot.:rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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