"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A lot of it probably has to do with the fear of popping an obvious b0ner. After all, there are naked women present.

Besides, the male genitalia, while functional, are awkward. Imagine walking around the office with a monkey-wrench strapped to your belt. The form just looks ridiculous. At least animals have it retract up inside them when they aren't using it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I wouldn't be nude around someone who isn't comfortable with it simply because it's rude, but being nude around other guys is certainly not 'gay' or strange in any way. It's what people did for thousands of years. It's no more 'animalistic' than sex.
 

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Victorian sexual taboos are alive and well in the U.S. Men live in terror of being imagined gay, terrified they won't "measure up" to other males.

This fear over rides the desire to display TRUE masculine behavior of showing off the very thing that makes them MALE!
 

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I'm around gays, bi's, and trannies all the time. I spend most of my weekends in Manhattan. I have no problem with them at all. As long as they know to respect the boundaries with me, then I don't mind being around them. It's when they don't, that pisses me off. But the greater majority of times they respect the boundaries. These people are some of the coolest people. And let me tell you all one other thing: lots of these gay looking guys who are actually into women, pull lots of fine women. You can always walk into any club in the east or west village in Manhattan and see some faggy looking guy grinding or making out with some hot b*tch.
 

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^^^Have you and/or these men been naked around each other?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The logic (or lack there of) of some women (and a whole lot of guys) is really baffling. This is a false dilemma, it is simplistic and silly. I do not like seeing naked men. To suggest that the reason I do not like seeing the pole of another man is because it makes me feel inadequate is simply STUPID! I do not like cigarette smoke, does that also mean I am jealous or insecure that the smoker has a longer cigarette or can blow bigger smoke than I can? There is ZERO logic in this assumption.

Naked men are disgusting and I would rather not have that garbage in my face. The men who would disrobe in front of these other men are simply male attention wh0res. Screaming "hey look at me" by taking off ones clothes reeks of desperate 16 year old boy, who just got his drivers license.
 
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The logic (or lack there of) of some women (and a whole lot of guys) is really baffling. This is a false dilemma, it is simplistic and silly. I do not like seeing naked men. To suggest that reason I do not like seeing the pole of another man is because it makes me feel inadequate is simply STUPID! I do not like cigarette smoke, does that also mean I am jealous or insecure that the smoker has a longer cigarette or can blow bigger smoke than I can? There is ZERO logic in this assumption.
^^^^
This.
 
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