navyseal2101
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Just wondering has anybody heard of somebody being stuck asleep, not dead but they cant wake up and not from an injury or anything just randomly?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Not waking up
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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It's called The Matrix, kid! A mental slumber!
navyseal2101
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i mean for real though
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It's called being dead!
No I think it's like phantom syndrome or phantom aphasia...not sure of the exact technical term. You basically open your eyes, and can look aroudn the room, but you can't move a muscle. Many have said it's a very frightening feeling.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Actually it's a medical condition called sleep paralysis. It's for real, Google it.
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OK, I get it now - I thought you meant they slept forever. 
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!