navyseal2101
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Just wondering has anybody heard of somebody being stuck asleep, not dead but they cant wake up and not from an injury or anything just randomly?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Not waking up
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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It's called The Matrix, kid! A mental slumber!
navyseal2101
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i mean for real though
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It's called being dead!
No I think it's like phantom syndrome or phantom aphasia...not sure of the exact technical term. You basically open your eyes, and can look aroudn the room, but you can't move a muscle. Many have said it's a very frightening feeling.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Actually it's a medical condition called sleep paralysis. It's for real, Google it.
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OK, I get it now - I thought you meant they slept forever. 
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!