navyseal2101
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Just wondering has anybody heard of somebody being stuck asleep, not dead but they cant wake up and not from an injury or anything just randomly?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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It's called The Matrix, kid! A mental slumber!
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i mean for real though
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It's called being dead!
No I think it's like phantom syndrome or phantom aphasia...not sure of the exact technical term. You basically open your eyes, and can look aroudn the room, but you can't move a muscle. Many have said it's a very frightening feeling.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
Otherwise it's called a coma.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Actually it's a medical condition called sleep paralysis. It's for real, Google it.
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OK, I get it now - I thought you meant they slept forever. 
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!
Yes, this is common - I'ved experience it many times. It is due to being aware in a sleep/dead state - thus a struggle ensues. I always wake myself up because my reason always overrides my subconscious state!