"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not looking your age

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I am 17 at the mo. I dont look 17 at all and people say i look 15

All my friends all are same age but look old enough to go to the pub / clubbing in town.

Antone else got this problem and any advice?

(this is in UK so will not really apply to americans)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ill shave my pubs and you can have them for 100 bloody euros. Then you can duct tape them to your face.
 

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What do u mean "advice"....some people are skinny, some are fat, some are gay, and some look young.......theres nothing you can really do about looking young.;..except try to grow a beard or wear more mature clothing.
 

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I have that problem, but interestingly enough no girl I've ever gone for has had a problem with it.

Looking young is the same as any other "problem". If you don't act like it's a problem, it won't be one.

Just wait till you're legal or just try and sneak in with them.

Although getting carded for R movies when you're 19 gets pretty old...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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y is it that so many people think looks are all that counts? do u people even read the DJ bible? do u even skim it before posting usless crap that has already been answered 12 times that month?

so what if u look younger than u really r, thats really good when u turn 40 and look 35. work with what u have. change what u can and stop *****ing about what u cant!

where have all the good old real master DJs gone?
 

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Why can't you spell out You's, Why's and Are's?

People will take you more seriously if you actually care about grammar, spelling, and punctuation. What you wrote sounds like it was written by a 12 year old.
 

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Hahaha . Im' a lazy typist. Is that better?
I'm just trying to get people to realize that this site has been going downhill. Now don't get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with a noob or AFC or whatever joining. I just wish that they would at least SKIM over the DJB. I'll admit I havn't read all of it, probably only a half. But one thing I try not to do is post stuff that has already been posted twice a week that you could probably figure out if you acctually thought about it for 10 min. The people on here are getting into a bad habbit of having others solve their problems when they themselves could if they gave it some thought. With a small bit of knowledge , an open imagination/mind and the drive to be the very best, anyone on here could be as good as Mystery or Pook etc. Your only limit is yourself.
 

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Originally posted by Vincent
Why can't you spell out You's, Why's and Are's?

People will take you more seriously if you actually care about grammar, spelling, and punctuation. What you wrote sounds like it was written by a 12 year old.
Yet sometimes theyll get mad when you point that out. I love the hipocracy of it all.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Yet sometimes theyll get mad when you point that out. I love the hipocracy of it all.
Good thing this isn't and english class forum. Because you should have wrote "they'll get"
:D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol when your old you want to look young when your young you want to look old ahahaha

let your facial hair grow if it doesnt well your stuffed arent ya? go slash your wrists mate

jk do not do that...

why do you want to look older exactly? do you want to get the same age-older looking girls? do you want to get into bars or clubs?
 
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