"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No car, no bedroom..where can you do "stuff"

spax

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Yeh,

So cant do stuff at my house, or her house, no car...where can we do "sexual-like" stuff.... ? Solutions?

Tried park and movies. Only so much you can do there...

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Leporello

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Yeah the word 'sneaking' doesn't mean anything to you?
 

Mavrick

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What a coincidence. 9028139023 is my favorite number.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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everywomanshero

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You can find motels that are either low cost or literally rent by the hour. Some strip bars and adult shops have "video cabin booths" couples can go into, but that's way too nasty for my taste. I'd prolly spring for a motel 6, put up sheets for curtains at a drive in, or find somewhere to park that's private. It also depends on where the lady will feel comfortable, some like the thrill of a public place. I've not found too many that refuse parked in private in a car somewhere.
 

Maxtro

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If you don't have a car are you by chance under 18? If so then you won't be able to get a motel or go into porn shops and strip clubs.

Having no car really limits your options. Are there any secluded parts of your school that few people go to?

Another idea is to look into hot tubs, spa's or saunas. Google your city and hot tubs. You can do what ever you want in your private room and most charge by the hour.
 

iqqi

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OUTSIDE MAN. OUTSIDE.

Picnic style. Where are your animalistic reflexes? Find a nice secluded tree on a hill, spread a blanket, and let the stars be your ceiling.

Goodness the lack of... er.... romance...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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comic_relief

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FRIENDS HOUSES!!!

That got me out of all kinds of jams. Plus, if your freind doesn't like the idea, just spend a little bit of green and he will get out of your way.

As to the idea that if you want to and are discreet enough, you can do it almost anywhere. Whenever my ex-girlfriends parents went to bed, we would always use the living room and her room.

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Out in the ocean
in the change rooms
on the beach
in the forest
on your roof
in the shower
in a tent
in a box
 

DJDamage

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wolf116 said:
Out in the ocean
in the change rooms
on the beach
in the forest
on your roof
in the shower
in a tent
in a box
"On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar!"

now tell your girl to put everything down because its time to fvck Spax!
 
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