"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nicknames

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bilboteabaggins

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dude this is so easy, just start busting them on something and one will develop, this one girl I was gaming loved to eat cookies all the time, but she wasn't that overweight or anything so I busted her on it and developed a good neg out of it that was just on the borderline of making her mad, I only refer to her as cookie monster now LOL
 

Htienvu

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I read on SS article somewhere that tell them you have a nickname for them, get them curious. Laugh when you tell her, she will want to know what it is but you NEVER tell her what it is. It's a good way to tease them, I tried it once, it works well.
 

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Stinky
Kid
Chipmunk (usually after teasing them about how they eat)
Shorty
Skinny
Tubby (Just kidding about that one)
Ditz or Ditzy
If you follow behind her in a store, tell her you can smell her. When she asks what she smells like, think of something crazy and then call her that. She will love it. It should be something outlandish like plastic, rubber tire, engine oil, etc. Shock value is important. She knows full well you are teasing but you are showing imagination (or a propensity to be like Atom Smasher). Either one is universally recognized as good form.
Baby Girl, Baby Cakes, etc. when you want to endear yourself to her
Spaz
Cranky
Spanky
Noodlehead
Snickerdoodle
Creepy

Just as bilbo says, you need to tease her about things and when she responds stongly by fake punching you and the like, use a nickname that fits the tease. Don't over-do it, though. It's just like ****y/Funny. It's a tool be used with discretion. But use it, all the same. It is effective for many uses.

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Htienvu said:
I read on SS article somewhere that tell them you have a nickname for them, get them curious. Laugh when you tell her, she will want to know what it is but you NEVER tell her what it is. It's a good way to tease them, I tried it once, it works well.
I use this too. It's a very good thing to get their curiosity up and keep it there.

Dang it, will someone please PM me about how to multiple quote? I think I'm using way too many steps to do it.
 
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