"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Nicknames for HB

Ricky

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I'm looking for some good new nicknames for HB's

Bratty Little Sister is too overdone, as well as Very Bad Girl (used to be a poster here).

Any suggestions for fun names to call girls?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Second cousin
Grandma
Trouser Snake Tamer
My new friend...

I dunno...
 

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Anything that makes them feel diminutive usually works. Baby and babe work well for me. Kid is good too. I once called a girl baby and she got all excited and shouted "I am a baby!" Nuts.
 

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I usually make fun of their names in a sense. Like if they have a unisexual name like Alex(Alexandra) I call them "Al" or straight up "alexander"....then again, thats just me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Call them by some other name. Act like you forgot what they said it was.

You: Hey, <friend's name>, this Mary.
Her: That's not my name. It's Laquisha (or ****onya, ****head, or whatever the hoe's name is) .
 

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If you give an HB a nickname make sure you are at least fvcking her. The last thing she needs to see you as asexual teddy bear that gives her cute nickname but doesn't sleep with her (just like her gay friends).

I keep my nicknames all sexual. If I feel up a chick's breasts and they are warm like cupcakes out of the oven, I tell her that this is going to be her nickname from now on because of this and call her "cupcake". If she's got a hotass I will call her "hot buns" etc...

This way when I call her nickname in public, she will know why I call her that and think sexual thoughts.
 

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This is a joking nickname, like ****y and Funny nicknames, to make fun of them.
 

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DJDamage said:
If you give an HB a nickname make sure you are at least fvcking her. The last thing she needs to see you as asexual teddy bear that gives her cute nickname but doesn't sleep with her (just like her gay friends).

I keep my nicknames all sexual. If I feel up a chick's breasts and they are warm like cupcakes out of the oven, I tell her that this is going to be her nickname from now on because of this and call her "cupcake". If she's got a hotass I will call her "hot buns" etc...

This way when I call her nickname in public, she will know why I call her that and think sexual thoughts.
haha good advice :up:
 

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Yeah I think I better let this girl earn a nickname first and I'm going to let her know that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ricky said:
Yeah I think I better let this girl earn a nickname first and I'm going to let her know that.
That's the ticket. You can always find a good sexual nickname to keep it between the two of you even in public places and leave other people scratching their heads for its meaning. I used to know a chick that loved it when I slapped her ass , that is why I told her that her nickname from now on is going to be "Spanky" and she loved it.
 

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I've used "Squirt" a few time with a some pretty good success. I never tell them why I decided to start calling them Squirt out of the blue but it is fun if they ever live up to the name. They get it after that point and always wonder how I knew. Sometimes I'm just lucky. ;)
 

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Ricky said:
I'm looking for some good new nicknames for HB's

Bratty Little Sister is too overdone, as well as Very Bad Girl (used to be a poster here).

Any suggestions for fun names to call girls?
"Hey, you in the bushes!"
 
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