"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Nicknames for HB

Ricky

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I'm looking for some good new nicknames for HB's

Bratty Little Sister is too overdone, as well as Very Bad Girl (used to be a poster here).

Any suggestions for fun names to call girls?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mavrick

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Second cousin
Grandma
Trouser Snake Tamer
My new friend...

I dunno...
 

PhatE1vis

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Anything that makes them feel diminutive usually works. Baby and babe work well for me. Kid is good too. I once called a girl baby and she got all excited and shouted "I am a baby!" Nuts.
 

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I usually make fun of their names in a sense. Like if they have a unisexual name like Alex(Alexandra) I call them "Al" or straight up "alexander"....then again, thats just me.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mavrick

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Call them by some other name. Act like you forgot what they said it was.

You: Hey, <friend's name>, this Mary.
Her: That's not my name. It's Laquisha (or ****onya, ****head, or whatever the hoe's name is) .
 

DJDamage

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If you give an HB a nickname make sure you are at least fvcking her. The last thing she needs to see you as asexual teddy bear that gives her cute nickname but doesn't sleep with her (just like her gay friends).

I keep my nicknames all sexual. If I feel up a chick's breasts and they are warm like cupcakes out of the oven, I tell her that this is going to be her nickname from now on because of this and call her "cupcake". If she's got a hotass I will call her "hot buns" etc...

This way when I call her nickname in public, she will know why I call her that and think sexual thoughts.
 

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This is a joking nickname, like ****y and Funny nicknames, to make fun of them.
 

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DJDamage said:
If you give an HB a nickname make sure you are at least fvcking her. The last thing she needs to see you as asexual teddy bear that gives her cute nickname but doesn't sleep with her (just like her gay friends).

I keep my nicknames all sexual. If I feel up a chick's breasts and they are warm like cupcakes out of the oven, I tell her that this is going to be her nickname from now on because of this and call her "cupcake". If she's got a hotass I will call her "hot buns" etc...

This way when I call her nickname in public, she will know why I call her that and think sexual thoughts.
haha good advice :up:
 

Ricky

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Yeah I think I better let this girl earn a nickname first and I'm going to let her know that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DJDamage

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Ricky said:
Yeah I think I better let this girl earn a nickname first and I'm going to let her know that.
That's the ticket. You can always find a good sexual nickname to keep it between the two of you even in public places and leave other people scratching their heads for its meaning. I used to know a chick that loved it when I slapped her ass , that is why I told her that her nickname from now on is going to be "Spanky" and she loved it.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I've used "Squirt" a few time with a some pretty good success. I never tell them why I decided to start calling them Squirt out of the blue but it is fun if they ever live up to the name. They get it after that point and always wonder how I knew. Sometimes I'm just lucky. ;)
 

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Ricky said:
I'm looking for some good new nicknames for HB's

Bratty Little Sister is too overdone, as well as Very Bad Girl (used to be a poster here).

Any suggestions for fun names to call girls?
"Hey, you in the bushes!"
 
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