"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
nicest ass I've ever seen
- Thread starter speakeasy
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Cry For Love
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Nice but its a bit deceiving. She seems to have a lower back condition where the lower back has an abnormally high arch which makes her ass look bigger in comparison. Porn star Naomi also has it
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
OTB
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There is a big resemblence with the infamous Armenian beauty known as Kim Kardashian :yes:speakeasy said:
BUT, this chick is a lot slimmer...
Kardashian is a lot chubbier than the girl in the picture
Not saying that Kim is chubby, she is actually the original definition of a girl who can be described as "pleasantly plump"
I, for one, absolutely LOVE girls with a little bit of meat on their bones
OTB
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Thanks for posting this up speakeasy!speakeasy said:
I completely agree with you - It truly is the nicest ass I've ever seen! :yes:
I've saved this onto my computer for future reference (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Too funny! But to be real, if it comes down to it, you gotta spread that s***, then get busy.eatgel said:no mean to offend but I bet most of you guys wont be able to get that.
I can't imagine the frustration though if one couldn't reach it.
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Attention everyone on SoSuave! We've got a smart-ass by the name of "speakeasy" right here on our forums...speakeasy said:I corrected your typo.OTB said:I've saved this onto my computer for future masterbation (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
But I gotta admit, that was a good one
Captain Harlock
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.