"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
nicest ass I've ever seen
- Thread starter speakeasy
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Cry For Love
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Nice but its a bit deceiving. She seems to have a lower back condition where the lower back has an abnormally high arch which makes her ass look bigger in comparison. Porn star Naomi also has it
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
OTB
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There is a big resemblence with the infamous Armenian beauty known as Kim Kardashian :yes:speakeasy said:
BUT, this chick is a lot slimmer...
Kardashian is a lot chubbier than the girl in the picture
Not saying that Kim is chubby, she is actually the original definition of a girl who can be described as "pleasantly plump"
I, for one, absolutely LOVE girls with a little bit of meat on their bones
OTB
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Thanks for posting this up speakeasy!speakeasy said:
I completely agree with you - It truly is the nicest ass I've ever seen! :yes:
I've saved this onto my computer for future reference (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Too funny! But to be real, if it comes down to it, you gotta spread that s***, then get busy.eatgel said:no mean to offend but I bet most of you guys wont be able to get that.
I can't imagine the frustration though if one couldn't reach it.
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Attention everyone on SoSuave! We've got a smart-ass by the name of "speakeasy" right here on our forums...speakeasy said:I corrected your typo.OTB said:I've saved this onto my computer for future masterbation (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
But I gotta admit, that was a good one
Captain Harlock
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.