"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
nicest ass I've ever seen
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Cry For Love
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Nice but its a bit deceiving. She seems to have a lower back condition where the lower back has an abnormally high arch which makes her ass look bigger in comparison. Porn star Naomi also has it
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
OTB
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There is a big resemblence with the infamous Armenian beauty known as Kim Kardashian :yes:speakeasy said:
BUT, this chick is a lot slimmer...
Kardashian is a lot chubbier than the girl in the picture
Not saying that Kim is chubby, she is actually the original definition of a girl who can be described as "pleasantly plump"
I, for one, absolutely LOVE girls with a little bit of meat on their bones
OTB
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Thanks for posting this up speakeasy!speakeasy said:
I completely agree with you - It truly is the nicest ass I've ever seen! :yes:
I've saved this onto my computer for future reference (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Too funny! But to be real, if it comes down to it, you gotta spread that s***, then get busy.eatgel said:no mean to offend but I bet most of you guys wont be able to get that.
I can't imagine the frustration though if one couldn't reach it.
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Attention everyone on SoSuave! We've got a smart-ass by the name of "speakeasy" right here on our forums...speakeasy said:I corrected your typo.OTB said:I've saved this onto my computer for future masterbation (just gotta crop the douchebag out of the picture)
But I gotta admit, that was a good one
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.