"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I know it is a lame line, but I just wanted to see if I could say it.. and see how it would feel to say it to a girl.

So, I saw this girl at the mall in tight pants bending over the railing looking down. I was walking by anyway, as I walked by I turned around and said "Nice ass!". She looked at me in a shocked kinda way. I just winked and away.

So, there it is.. I said "Nice Ass!" to a strange girl and I didn't shrivel up and DIE!

LOL.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Now she just told her friends what a creepy pig you are LOL. Well done stud, some good networking.

Naaaa, if she thought you were good-looking then probably took what you said as a compliment.
 
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lol. thats not very suave. i think there may be a very few number of girls who might be slightly amused by a rash comment like that, but not many.

dont get me wrong...most chicks love it when you're explicit with them like that...but that comes after you've built a little bit of bond with them, not right off the bat like u did it.

plus, you scurried away afterwards?! what was the point of that?
 
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Dude! I met my last girlfriend when I walked up to her and grabbed her a$$. When I got a hold of it I yelled, "Yabba dabba doo!!!!" The rest is history. Props to the two of us.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That shocked kinda way could've been disbelief that a guy would say that, and it prolly was positive. What girl deep down doesn't want to know she got a nice ass? They prolly fake to be shocked just to test you ;-)
 
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You gotta have status and a bit of balls to pull this off and it helps to be decent and good looking too.. There's alot more context behind all these moves than the post will tell.
 
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sparky0000 said:
Dude! I met my last girlfriend when I walked up to her and grabbed her a$$. When I got a hold of it I yelled, "Yabba dabba doo!!!!" The rest is history. Props to the two of us.
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LOL!!!!! "yabba dabba doo!!!"!!

I hope the rest of your posts are as funny as that cuz im gonna check. . . .
 
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MacDiddy said:
You gotta have status and a bit of balls to pull this off and it helps to be decent and good looking too.. There's alot more context behind all these moves than the post will tell.
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Well, I did not feel that I had the balls to pull it off. That is exactly why I did it. I want to get to the point where I have the balls to do it.

I said it casually as I was walking by, so that it would be least confrontational and the to be honest, easier. Plus, it was in a mall, so a bit risky in case she got really pissed.

The whole point was to get over the fear of saying it.. even though I know it is a pretty lame line.
 
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