"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nice Ass!

MrLuvr

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I know it is a lame line, but I just wanted to see if I could say it.. and see how it would feel to say it to a girl.

So, I saw this girl at the mall in tight pants bending over the railing looking down. I was walking by anyway, as I walked by I turned around and said "Nice ass!". She looked at me in a shocked kinda way. I just winked and away.

So, there it is.. I said "Nice Ass!" to a strange girl and I didn't shrivel up and DIE!

LOL.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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tmpgstx

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Now she just told her friends what a creepy pig you are LOL. Well done stud, some good networking.

Naaaa, if she thought you were good-looking then probably took what you said as a compliment.
 

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lol. thats not very suave. i think there may be a very few number of girls who might be slightly amused by a rash comment like that, but not many.

dont get me wrong...most chicks love it when you're explicit with them like that...but that comes after you've built a little bit of bond with them, not right off the bat like u did it.

plus, you scurried away afterwards?! what was the point of that?
 

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Dude! I met my last girlfriend when I walked up to her and grabbed her a$$. When I got a hold of it I yelled, "Yabba dabba doo!!!!" The rest is history. Props to the two of us.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That shocked kinda way could've been disbelief that a guy would say that, and it prolly was positive. What girl deep down doesn't want to know she got a nice ass? They prolly fake to be shocked just to test you ;-)
 

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You gotta have status and a bit of balls to pull this off and it helps to be decent and good looking too.. There's alot more context behind all these moves than the post will tell.
 

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sparky0000 said:
Dude! I met my last girlfriend when I walked up to her and grabbed her a$$. When I got a hold of it I yelled, "Yabba dabba doo!!!!" The rest is history. Props to the two of us.
LOL!!!!! "yabba dabba doo!!!"!!

I hope the rest of your posts are as funny as that cuz im gonna check. . . .
 

MrLuvr

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MacDiddy said:
You gotta have status and a bit of balls to pull this off and it helps to be decent and good looking too.. There's alot more context behind all these moves than the post will tell.
Well, I did not feel that I had the balls to pull it off. That is exactly why I did it. I want to get to the point where I have the balls to do it.

I said it casually as I was walking by, so that it would be least confrontational and the to be honest, easier. Plus, it was in a mall, so a bit risky in case she got really pissed.

The whole point was to get over the fear of saying it.. even though I know it is a pretty lame line.
 
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