thefonz
Master Don Juan
Chill Deus, it's just football.
Accept the Patriots as your lord and savior and let's move on
Accept the Patriots as your lord and savior and let's move on
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Espi said:Prediction:
Jets 21
Pats 17
Fact: The Pats' weakness has been revealed: flush Brady from the pocket, and you are left to contend with a very average QB.
Fact: NE has no running game, so that is another weakness about NE which the Jets will reveal Sunday at Foxboro.
Fact: Randy Moss is closing in on Jerry Rice's single-season TD record, but JERRY RICE SET THAT RECORD in 1987 DURING THE 12-GAME STRIKE SEASON; IT HAS TAKEN RANDY MOSS 13 GAMES THUS FAR...SO JERRY RICE IS STILL THE BEST WR EVER.
:crackup: Priceless! One of the funniest post I read on sosuave. I totally agree, does this idiot know that Patriots already crushed the Jets in New York? Now they are playing in the SNOW at Gillette Stadium. They'll win by 20 points... Glad I'll be working security at the game. :trouble:AFC Savior said:your the most clueless retard in this country when it comes to football
your like the biggest AFC when it comes to football analysis
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Espi said:Really? They scored how many points today?...thanks to a blocked punt. NE best break out the cheating cams...your team's running game sux, and it's gonna bit ya in the azz come January...unless, of course, the Pats score "40 points" in the playoffs.
The Dolphins had Csonka...who the fvuck is Maroney? Baloney!
Wow what a moron. Actually it's a part-time job, why waste 100 bucks when you get paid to watch the game? I also get to throw out dumb sh*ts like you. I can get free beer too, while you waste 10 bucks on a beer in a plastic bottle. :moon:Espi said:LOL...great fvucking prediction. You'd better study your NFL a bit better, lest you end up a security guard for life.
NO team is scoring to beat another by 20+ points in such inclement weather, especially a team with no running game and an average QB.
BTW, congrats to the PATS defeating the Jets...those Jets are a powerhouse of a team, huh?
Deus ex Pianoforte said:Does Romo have better stats in almost every QB category than Favre? Yep.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Vladimir Horowitz said:Mistakenly banned, according to his user profile.
Yes. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, he let his loser HB 5 white trash girlfriend into the stadium and it affected his game in a very big way. Very similar to what happened last year with Carrie Underwood. He should stick to rotating the cheerleaders.
Yes, really. OBVIOUSLY, Deus ex Pianoforte was referring to this season's stats. I would think even a Cheesehead could figure that out. A quarterback in his 17th season has better career stats than a 5th season quarterback? Astounding. I'm glad you took the time to point this out, as this is an earth-shattering accomplishment on the part of Favre.
By the way, you may want to reconsider gloating about a loss of a team that only brought itself down to the level of the Packers.![]()
You forgot the age difference. That's like saying Lebron is better than Michael Jordon now. If they were both in their prime, Brett Farve would win in every category. :nono:Vladimir Horowitz said:Technically, Romo is ABOVE the level of Favre right now. More TDs, better QB rating. Favre has thrown for a few more yards and had a couple less interceptions but that's about it. :nervous:
Vladimir Horowitz said:Brett Favre still plays so it's not quite the same thing, is it?
Perhaps, but Romo is still a relatively new quarterback. My feeling is that the best is yet to come from this guy, especially after Jerry Jones makes him leave his little blonde pop stars at home.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
You don't know anything about football. I bet you would not put your money with your mouth is. I am A chicago bears fan but Newengland is the class of NFL hands down. That being said I hope somone does upset them in the playoffs.Espi said:Dolphins: 17
Patsies: 13
*Patsies are coming off their worst offensive performance, proving my assertion that they have no running game whatsoever...Maloney is baloney. Moss will likely never catch another TD pass this season...and you Patsie lovers can forget about the Super Bowl, cause NE ain't going...
*Dolphins players have nothing to lose...also, Bill Parcells (ugliest fvucking man ever...uglier than Bill Bellychick) is the main man in Miami, so the players are nervous and will play their asses off...
Now, you Patsie lovers who predicted your overrated team would score 40+ points last weel against the Jets...you were wrong...stick to your masturbating and security guard jobing...you cannot predict shiat...
lol:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:AFC Savior said:oh and Espi, how is that hb10 oneitis of yours working out? remmeber the one that u posted a 10 page thread one where u overanalyzed every single move, and you have so far had a few chumpish dates with her, but still have not even moved past kissing (or have u?)..........what a lame **** you are
You're a douchebag. No wonder you're a Patriots fan.AFC Savior said:the worst part about that thread was that everyone was congratulating Espi and patting him on the back for PUTTING THE HB10 ON A PEDESTAL AND TREATING HER DIFFERENTLY THAN HE USUALLY WOULD
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.