"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Next a LTR for Slapping You?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
KontrollerX
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Desperate AFC male chumps who don't believe they'll be able to get any other woman if they lose their current one and sicko women that feel they deserve to be beaten deep down and get off on that will put up with that sort of treatment from their significant other but no human of worth will.
The slap that you next a b!tch over is one where she is trying to inflict physical pain on you to end an argument and the slap is clearly given with enough force so as to try and take your head off.
This kind of slap is not to be mistaken with consentual playful flirtation type slaps where say some foreign broad gives you a gentle slap across the face because you and she are getting into some hot and heavy flirting or the multiple slaps on some chick's ass during incredibly raunchy extremely athletic and enthusiastic sex that both parties clearly indicate they are enjoying.
So lets review...
1. Playful consentual non pain inducing slaps can be ok depending on your personality and whether you enjoy that sort of thing.
And
2. Slaps intended to take your head off and induce physical pain as means of punishment or to end an argument are never ok...specifically what I mean by that is once such a slap occurs the relationship needs to end and never resume again.
YogurtSlinger
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Face or ass?Weezy said:Would you next a chick if she slapped you in a heated argument?
Face, she was in full blown princess mode, throwing a fit cause she wasn't happy with me moving her golf ball, I walked to the next hole and just ignored her. She came up and we started arguing. I told her if she was going to act like a little *****, then I was going to treat her like one.YogurtSlinger said:Face or ass?
Then she hit me as hard as she could across the face with everything she had. Never seen anything like it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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But don't take this kind of sh*t. It's the ****in "men shouldn't hit women" that gives women the balls to do this crap, since they know most men won't hit back or something.
Effing kunts.
Warrior74 said:I probably would have put her in a full nelson for that. Hey, at least I didn't hit her. More women should have wrestling moves put on them for getting out of pocket. I don't think a Figure Four is domestic abuse. LOL. The young me probably would of beat her ass, the adult me would just walk away.
Pretty much that's what I did. I put her in a head lock and told her not to ever do that sh1t again or I would hit her back next time. She is now an EX
Weezy said:Pretty much that's what I did. I put her in a head lock and told her not to ever do that sh1t again or I would hit her back next time. She is now an EX
Awesome.