Walden
Master Don Juan
That'd be a great idea an i'd like to amplify it, it's be awesome to divide the DJ discussion forum into a newbie forum and an experienced DJ forum.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Newbie vs senior DJ forums.
- Thread starter Walden
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
squirrels
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And who judges experience? 
The advanced forum would be full of people who never go out and always post on the forum....
If I had to suggest an idea, it would be to revamp the registration process in so that one cannot post on the forums until they collected cookies, or something, earned by hitting the page of each article in the bible.
Walden
Master Don Juan
Newbies often acknowledge that they're new when theyre asking some questions "I'm new to Djing and I want to know wether I should ask this girl out....." whereas you wouldn't need a license to post on the senior DJ forum , you'd just feel awful silly posting something and having it get moved to the newbie section.
You shouldn't need this place to tell you how good yr DJing is at the moment.