"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rainman4707

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When I was younger, There was no bottled water we drank water from the tap (bathroom tap at night) when we played footy we shared the same bottle of pop... After we'd wiped it with our mucky sleeves. I know that it's not hygienic, but we never caught an illness

You could have a laugh and say a lot more than you can nowadays. Nowadays you are scared to say something in case it gets you fired or in jail!

In my new job i notice the men only have a cuppa soup all day at work. Whilst I'm not afraid to bring in a big meal. In my offices its mostly women. The men sit in canteen eating their pots of crap so quiet like they are afraid to make a noise.
Now the virus is here, I fear things may get ever more gay.
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My meal plan consists of eating almost 3,000 calories a day. I bring a **** load of to work everyday and don't care. Most people I work with get take out / fast food most days. I also drink the tap water. In the US you can get the reports for the tap water. Where I am at, the water is good.
 
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