logicallefty
Moderator
Who has time to hold a dildo anymore that's too much work. lmao
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
redskinsfan92
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Lmao. That's hilarious
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Too many beers and her floppy vajayjay turns into shredded beef.
backseatjuan
Banned
Oh I think that technology is patented, copyright infringement!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
logicallefty
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That penis one is funnier than the one I posted!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Satire, of course, but still well done. Here is the author's site: https://www.whoisthebaldguy.com/
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Where's my flying va-jay-jay? I'll have the deluxe model with the 'bring me a sandwich' feature.
greatsnake
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That’s a life-line for those women.