logicallefty
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Who has time to hold a dildo anymore that's too much work. lmao
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
New Toy For Women
- Thread starter logicallefty
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
redskinsfan92
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Lmao. That's hilarious
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Too many beers and her floppy vajayjay turns into shredded beef.
backseatjuan
Banned
Oh I think that technology is patented, copyright infringement!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
logicallefty
Moderator
That penis one is funnier than the one I posted!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Satire, of course, but still well done. Here is the author's site: https://www.whoisthebaldguy.com/
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Where's my flying va-jay-jay? I'll have the deluxe model with the 'bring me a sandwich' feature.
greatsnake
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That’s a life-line for those women.