logicallefty
Moderator
Who has time to hold a dildo anymore that's too much work. lmao
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
New Toy For Women
- Thread starter logicallefty
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
redskinsfan92
Master Don Juan
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Lmao. That's hilarious
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Too many beers and her floppy vajayjay turns into shredded beef.
backseatjuan
Banned
Oh I think that technology is patented, copyright infringement!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
logicallefty
Moderator
That penis one is funnier than the one I posted!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Satire, of course, but still well done. Here is the author's site: https://www.whoisthebaldguy.com/
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Where's my flying va-jay-jay? I'll have the deluxe model with the 'bring me a sandwich' feature.
greatsnake
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That’s a life-line for those women.