logicallefty
Moderator
Who has time to hold a dildo anymore that's too much work. lmao
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
New Toy For Women
- Thread starter logicallefty
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
redskinsfan92
Master Don Juan
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Lmao. That's hilarious
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Too many beers and her floppy vajayjay turns into shredded beef.
backseatjuan
Banned
Oh I think that technology is patented, copyright infringement!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
logicallefty
Moderator
That penis one is funnier than the one I posted!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Satire, of course, but still well done. Here is the author's site: https://www.whoisthebaldguy.com/
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Where's my flying va-jay-jay? I'll have the deluxe model with the 'bring me a sandwich' feature.
greatsnake
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That’s a life-line for those women.