"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Never get your hopes up with chicks!

mahon83050

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Originally posted by Fatality
Another thing is you say that you MIGHT have grabbed her ass while drunk. Meaning you don't remember everything that happened that night. That is a great example as to why people should not get drunk when they are trying to meet ladies. When you are drunk you end up embarrassing yourself and you don't even remember how. You probably screwed up in so many ways with this girl who had the initial interest in you. Control your drinking.
Just kidding, I did not grab her, I would remember if I did....and I was not completely wasted...just heavily buzzed.

Maybe you are right about the dancing...sorry though..It is not my style....I am not a good dancer, nor do I like to dance. I did ask her to slow dance with me though
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by mahon83050
Just kidding, I did not grab her, I would remember if I did....and I was not completely wasted...just heavily buzzed.

Maybe you are right about the dancing...sorry though..It is not my style....I am not a good dancer, nor do I like to dance. I did ask her to slow dance with me though
Slow dancing is what any guy can do. It makes you boring. If you can dance to some faster music with her you will definitely score points.
 

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Originally posted by Fatality
Slow dancing is what any guy can do. It makes you boring. If you can dance to some faster music with her you will definitely score points.
Well, alls I know is the possiblities for her blowing me off are endless:

It pisses me off how I get thrown into the boring category, just because I do not dance...girls are so quick to judge.
 
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