Neighbor is crazy, help

[sevbucmash]

I live in a condo and until recently I though upstairs lives a baby which runs around all day long and drops things during the day and during the night, I thought it wakes up and drops things, or maybe its mother wakes up and drops things. I am systematically waking up at 1 AM, 2 AM, and sometimes 3 AM and 4 AM. I had no idea how bad it was until I began writing down times I wake up at night on a piece of paper and then transferring it into excel spread sheet.



I did my research. Basically there is no baby. It's a grown person, a senior, that I guess uses contact mic or listens in using stethoscope or else they have amazing hearing and are able to hear what's going on downstairs. Basically that thing is following me around and drops things above my head. I go to sit on the coach in the living room, it drops things above my head in the living room. I go to sleep in bedroom it moves to bedroom and drops things above my bed. I go to another bedroom and it moves there.

I double and triple checked. I'd leave a sound recorder in one room and move to another room so that it don't picks up my snoring and that person above move to another room, and vice versa. I'd trick it, make a noise on my bed, pretend to go to sleep and then quietly move to another room to have some sleep, it would eventually follow me.

I installed hidden camera in corridor upstairs to see who it was, I did not tell anyone because I think it's illegal. No baby, confirmed. It's an older person. In spreadsheet above you can see I only had 1 good night in 3 weeks. This is only because nobody was upstairs, I did not hear anyone during the evening and no lights were lit.

Now my question is what do I do? Moving out, or selling and buying elsewhere is not an option. It was perhaps 16 years ago or more, but not now.

 

[Clockwerk50]

Don't have any advice but I am glad I live in a detach house.

 

[The Duke]

How about a civil conversation for starters?

 

[BillyPilgrim]

It's the Mossad

 

[Travel memoir21]

Duke is right, you need to have a civil conversation with this guy.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Talk to them and if they don't stop file a complain with the property management or look into civil noise ordinance policies in your area. I would be prepared to go to war over something like this.

 

[Scaramouche]

It's the Mossad

Hi Billy,
Many a true word spoken in jest...Our beloved correspondent is rather outspoken about Jews and his Homeland perhaps he posts on other Social Media and Paranoia being what it is,has come to the attention of the Intelligence Services?

 

[RoadKing_Rabbit]

Hi Billy,
Many a true word spoken in jest...Our beloved correspondent is rather outspoken about Jews and his Homeland perhaps he posts on other Social Media and Paranoia being what it is,has come to the attention of the Intelligence Services?

Could be worse. Could be reptilians.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Could be worse. Could be reptilians.

It's the Reptilian Mossad and they are going to entrap him with a honeypot of Salties. @Scaramouche

 

[BeExcellent]

You have 3 options.

1. Move
2. Conversate with neighbor
3. Put on some white noise or green noise to block out neighbor.

Old people don't sleep well, have to pee a lot at night, and have other issues. Those things are not going to change.

 

[The Duke]

What does it say about a person that tracks his times in a spreadsheet? I'd say he won't be conversing with the neighbor anytime.