"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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neg hits/push pull advice

Danny1729

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Hey there,I tried a bit of neg hitting/push pull.. with this 19 yr old hottie on myspace,we are mates but have never hung out..

she had a bikini pic up,and all the other guys were like "hot" "damns exy" etc etc..

so i said "not too bad.."

and she replied to my page saying "not too bad aye omg what does that mean???"

what do i say back lol? i dont wanna hurt her feelings or anything,just sorta stumped me
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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afrojiggles

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continue the game playa, get her off the damn pedestal ok? and report back
 

Plec07

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Somin like "Oh nothing... was that the only colour they had?" will suffice.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Danny1729

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i replied before i read these.. thanks anyway guys,i said "i was being sarcastic silly.."

afcish i know,but whatever it was it worked perfect..

had all the attention in the world since from her,meeting her in person next week.. the ground work has kinda been set out,but she is a hb9.

and i gotta meet her and her mates,so its gonna be a little awkward.. she'd prolly flake so (long story) i can make sure she wont.

she is a bit of an attention wh*re,but she is different.. she is an attention wh*re who actually has real feelings,its weird as lol..

so i tread a bit of a fine line,with neg hits especially..
 
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