"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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NEEED HELP: Is she lieing or not?

Livinlifehard

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Ok so i banged this uglyish chick one night (she caught me at a time when i would have banged almost anything). so i go over there, we have sex (almost right away). I had a condom (trojen) with spermicide. When i get off i pull off the condom and check it for leaks, not like test it a lot just look over it to see if a drop comes out or anything. Nothing... now she says she is a week late.

She started she is a week late, i told her that it shouldnt be late because condom didnt break (used that brand a lot), and i masterbated earlyer that day so it kills sperm count. and then she said "hope your right" i said, "have you taken a pregnancy test?" and she said "no going to wait a week". so i made my point why she shouldnt be pregnate, and then after that she was like "so what you doing this weekend?" like trying to get me to go out. I think she is just going for attention (she was 18)... she isnt good looking, i am a decent catch (decent looks, money, personality), plus i have been kinda ingnoring her a bit after that night... actually ingnoring her A LOT. So what do you guys think? i told a girl this (really good friend) and she said "ya i think she is trying to get attention". i kinda blew her off though and said "well tell me if your ok... ok?" i dont want to give her attention so she wont push this issue. Has this happend to any of you all?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's there to lie about? She's a week late, that's not lying. But don't stress, women are late on their cycle for a variety of reasons other than being pregnant. Hormones, stress, etc can all affect when she gets her period.

But the bottom line is it doesn't matter what other people "think" she might be doing, if she's pregnant, then you've got a big decision to make. However I wouldn't stress out too badly....yet.



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ryannath

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I think it's very unlikely she is pregnant. The condom worked as planned. Girls can be paranoid about being late when they have been having sex. She could just be testing you though to see how you would react if you really got her pregnant in the future or something.
 

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i know... its just im parinoid i guess... she is saying "i have never been late". and i hope this shows i would be a bad person to have a kid with
 
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I hate hors - tell her to "Go to Hor Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Tell her "Hor - go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Go to hell Hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - "Hor, Go To Hor Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DJF or John

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Yeah LivinLife, ummm

I learned my lesson, and it's this...

While you want to have a very high sexual flow...before you even FEEL like cumming, pull out and jack off until you are READY.

Here's the thing, usually, I'm so into the sexual flow and I'm really just beatin the girl's pvssy, making her *** and everything...

But when I start to begin really enjoyin it...I pull out.

And I might eat her pvssy while I jack off.

Keep in mind, I still have on a condom, but I just don't and won't take a chance getting some of these chicks pregnant. Most of the chicks I fvck I don't even see anymore after a week, so it's not like I am trying to have that.

I dont' think your chick is pregnant, but just take this lesson. DO NOT *** IN A CHCIK...I don't care if you have 8 condoms on...don't even get HAPPY in a chick, AT ALL. Pull out and jack it off.

Do like the porno guys do. You see how they tell the chick to get off, and the dude jacks off and makes himself *** that way, do that!

DO NOT *** in a chick, don't even get HAPPY in a chick.
 

kdnash82

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Last Man Standing said:
I hate hors - tell her to "Go to Hor Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Tell her "Hor - go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Go to hell Hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - "Hor, Go To Hor Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm starting to see a trend with this guy and women.... you might have some issues you need to resolve if that's the case
 

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my friend said that i should cut it off right now and say "there is no way i can be, i will want to see a blood test if you are" and now on her myspace she is all saying in blogs she is depressed. I do not need this **** now.
 
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