This maybe a strange question, but when your talken to a girl on line that you know but they don't know that they know you and they ask u who u are and u don't want them to know who u are, what is a clever and funny thing to say back when she ask who u are? Can u please help me, please?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Sorry, but that seems to me to be borderline stalking? I mean, maybe doing it once for 5 minutes or so (as a joke) is funny, but more than that and it seems kind of creepy. If you have to post here to ask what to say in that situation, maybe you shouldn't be doing it! Spontaneity! 
undesputable
Master Don Juan
UH OH.....This thread is just a couple big fat NO NOs....Please do not ever ask a question like this again. Youre not border line stalker....youre just AFC to the extreme. No worries tho man, everyone has been through that stage (well maybe not everyone), but go read the bible, come back, realize how stupid your question was, and pimp some hos (not on aim!!).
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Girls find humour funny. They're more susceptable to your humour when you make them feel comfortable. Acting like a stalker isn't going to get you anywhere as they won't feel comfortable.
This isn't a video game. You can't "reload" and try hitting her up with a new screename. You've got to be yourself and run the risk of getting rejected.
This isn't a video game. You can't "reload" and try hitting her up with a new screename. You've got to be yourself and run the risk of getting rejected.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
If I knew them it would be a ball.
Start off with. 'I have an intuition about you...
Then reveal stuff they haven't told you. They'll think you are David Blaine or something. Of course there is one obvious flaw in the plan.
But who knows, if she finds out it's you she might think it's funny or she may think u r a total whack job.
Start off with. 'I have an intuition about you...
Then reveal stuff they haven't told you. They'll think you are David Blaine or something. Of course there is one obvious flaw in the plan.
But who knows, if she finds out it's you she might think it's funny or she may think u r a total whack job.