This maybe a strange question, but when your talken to a girl on line that you know but they don't know that they know you and they ask u who u are and u don't want them to know who u are, what is a clever and funny thing to say back when she ask who u are? Can u please help me, please?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Sorry, but that seems to me to be borderline stalking? I mean, maybe doing it once for 5 minutes or so (as a joke) is funny, but more than that and it seems kind of creepy. If you have to post here to ask what to say in that situation, maybe you shouldn't be doing it! Spontaneity! 
undesputable
Master Don Juan
UH OH.....This thread is just a couple big fat NO NOs....Please do not ever ask a question like this again. Youre not border line stalker....youre just AFC to the extreme. No worries tho man, everyone has been through that stage (well maybe not everyone), but go read the bible, come back, realize how stupid your question was, and pimp some hos (not on aim!!).
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Girls find humour funny. They're more susceptable to your humour when you make them feel comfortable. Acting like a stalker isn't going to get you anywhere as they won't feel comfortable.
This isn't a video game. You can't "reload" and try hitting her up with a new screename. You've got to be yourself and run the risk of getting rejected.
This isn't a video game. You can't "reload" and try hitting her up with a new screename. You've got to be yourself and run the risk of getting rejected.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
If I knew them it would be a ball.
Start off with. 'I have an intuition about you...
Then reveal stuff they haven't told you. They'll think you are David Blaine or something. Of course there is one obvious flaw in the plan.
But who knows, if she finds out it's you she might think it's funny or she may think u r a total whack job.
Start off with. 'I have an intuition about you...
Then reveal stuff they haven't told you. They'll think you are David Blaine or something. Of course there is one obvious flaw in the plan.
But who knows, if she finds out it's you she might think it's funny or she may think u r a total whack job.