"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Need some more guidance... fast

crimsonclockwork

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To sum it all up. This girl (I think) really likes me. Shes no innocent girl either. She calls me up all the time to ask me to do ****, and half the time I say no. Well yesterday She says her parents are outta town and shes home alone and asked me if I wanted to come over. I said sure... But then my friend came over, and frankly I would rather spend time with my friend and doin that kinda stuff than go over to her house. (see? This site really does help you get over girls). Anyways, she calls me asking where I am and I say I can't go, but we'll do something tommorow. Tommorow is here, and shes home alone. Should I go for it? I mean I think all the signs are there... Thanks.


Sorry for the haste post, but it would be benificial. And how should I go about doing it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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blienk

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Yes, all the signs are there. So do what you want. It's your life, not ours.
 

CribMaster345

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i wish the girl i liked invited me over ..i'd be over her house everyday no lie. god damn dude **** your friend, go over her house!
 

RaMar

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man, sometimes people post questions on here and I don't even understand why they are asking their "question." this is one of those times.

I don't know what the hell you want us to tell you man. This isn't something that we can give you advice on. This is something you need to descide.


....stupid braggers.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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crimsonclockwork

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Originally posted by RaMar
man, sometimes people post questions on here and I don't even understand why they are asking their "question." this is one of those times.

I don't know what the hell you want us to tell you man. This isn't something that we can give you advice on. This is something you need to descide.


....stupid braggers.
I just wanted some advice on how to go about the situation while I was there. And maybe some confidence? Thanks for your informative post. :rolleyes:
 

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Lucky @#$@%#$^

Your friend can wait, you don't get that kinda chances everyday.
 

crimsonclockwork

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Alright... So this is how it went. I went to her house. And we watched a movie. Frankly I wasn't into making out with her or anything because I was kinda tired. So I kino'd her, and all that. Also, we didn't know when her brother was coming home, so that could have killed the moment. Anyways, we just talked and all that. I might post some tips later on, but to her-it seemed I really didn't have that much of an intrest in her the entire time, so we endded up talking and **** like that. Mild flirting, and kino. So I finally leave when some of her friends show up (with questions of course). I guess she assumed I was going to go out with her and her friends, but told her I had other plans, and she got mad. Anyways, she calls me up later to see if I want to hang out again. I must of done something right though. :confused:
 
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