"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Peter89

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Hi there..

To make a long story a little shorter:

A girl saw me while she drove by with her parents once, and found me on an internet chatting thing later (like your msn-space, kind of). She told me she had seen me and after a while of chit-chat we ended up with the conclusion that she was an American spy who spied on hot Norwegians. That was her words..

Then we met yesterday and talked for about an hour while eating some ice cream. We did the same today. She told me I looked better in real life than in spy-mode, which must mean that she thinks I look quite good (as she already said I was hot in spy-mode..). I guess she's a HB 7.5-8.

I'm 16, she's 14. What should I do now? I don't think more ice cream-eating trips with talking is so good anymore, or I'll just be LJBF'd. What kind of a date should I bring her on? I live in a rather small town.. 14000 inhabitants.

I know that she plays handball and that she likes to play volleyball. I consider to ask her to play beach volleyball this saturday, but then I would have to get more people to join etc etc. Is this a good or bad idea?

My main question is, though, what to do now? What kind of date to bring her on? I need some help, as I've suddenly run out of ideas..

Thank you =)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yah man, if there's no grass on the field, you can't play ball. its a rule. LOL.
 

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Don't try and make a date that is totally about her having fun. Make a date that is mutually fun - ie.. take her along with you to something that you do and can share with her...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You have to do nothing - you already have her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hors are starting much younger these days -- she is a typical american kiddy hor!!!
 

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flexion_ said:
Don't try and make a date that is totally about her having fun. Make a date that is mutually fun - ie.. take her along with you to something that you do and can share with her...
All right, thank you for the only serious answer :) I'll try beach volleyball then..

To you others; she's highly developed both in mind and in looks. She looks like she's 16-17 and she behaves like 16-17 - and she's not a wh*re, god damn it.
 
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