"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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need some emergency advice : store closes in 1 hr

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Good looking babe , she operates one of those kiosk in the mall behind a counter( closes at 9 pm )

However, I don't know how to approach this .. ? I mean she's behind a counter and its hard to build rapport...


Do I just ask her for her number ? or ask her to join me for a beer after work ( she looks too tired )

Do I just go up there and start a conv. for as long as there are no customers and three minutes later just ask her for her number in three minutes time ?



Or just I go back tomorrow ( I hoping two visits more congenial to giving out the number..)
I need to know by 9 or else I am planning on hoping on catching her another day time
our first conv went bad already ..I didn't say much...except I work and I goto college..
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KnightRyder

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30 mins to close ....


now or tomorrw w/ a planned script
 

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Usually what I do, is as long as she doesnt have customers then i will go and ask about the products, and try to find an opener to steer the convo away from the product and towards her.

You take it from there, then you can either number close, or what i like to do(if she looks up to it) is to set a date to meet up later on. I usually just tell her 'you're coming to xxxxx place for a drink/whatever' , and you can do alot of C&F with that. If you've built up some nice rapport then she should agree to it. I have more success doing this than with number closing.
 

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Originally posted by KnightRyder
Good looking babe , she operates one of those kiosk in the mall behind a counter( closes at 9 pm )

However, I don't know how to approach this .. ? I mean she's behind a counter and its hard to build rapport...


Do I just ask her for her number ? or ask her to join me for a beer after work ( she looks too tired )

Do I just go up there and start a conv. for as long as there are no customers and three minutes later just ask her for her number in three minutes time ?



Or just I go back tomorrow ( I hoping two visits more congenial to giving out the number..)
I need to know by 9 or else I am planning on hoping on catching her another day time
our first conv went bad already ..I didn't say much...except I work and I goto college..
If you want to go tlak to her, the first thing you need to do is CALM DOWN!!

You're in "panic mode" now. "OMG, store closes in half an hour...gotta do it...OMG OMG"

If you approach her with that panicked mindset, she will bolt like a frikkin rabbit. Calm down, take a deep breath, and then consider what you're going to do.
 

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forget it..wtf

she lead me like all thru the conv like she was going to give me a number

when I asked for her digits,

'I have a boyfriend already .....and he might get angry"

Right then I was like,

biatch, so what ? ??? you'll have a new boyfriend ..?



thread closed.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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biatch, so what ? ??? you'll have a new boyfriend ..?
:crackup: :crackup:

She was proabaly lying but still...
She just didn't want to blow you off and you call her a biatch. :crackup:

This is something right out of a Will Ferrel movie. You're my Hero!!!
 

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Man oh man. It's weird that I don't find this funny but actually extremely pitiful.
 

Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
She was proabaly lying but still...
She just didn't want to blow you off and you call her a biatch. :crackup:


You're my hero!!!
first you say she was probably lying about having a boyfriend, then you say she didn't want to blow him off. Isn't a girl lying to you by saying 'i have a gf' blowing you off? if she didn't want to blow you off she would give you her digits and not lye about having a bf!

btw, calling her a biatch that was great!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yea you got a point,
she didn't want to look like a bit*h... and you handed it to her. Good job. :up:
 
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